Meet our bed and breakfast host, Martin. A curious little man he was.

Our breakfast conversations ranged from cooking for singles to how fox hunting wasn't really all that bad to how the goldfinches hold a grudge against him when he changes the bird seed.

A previous guest referred to their system of locks, keys, and pincodes as Dungoens and Dragons Security as Lynn and I discovered Sunday evening when neither of us could open the front door.

If you're travelling to London, I highly recommend this little B&B in Hammersmith. If only for the many tales you will be told over tea and toast.